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BETTY is a five-piece pop rock band fronted by Elizabeth Ziff, Alyson Palmer and Amy Ziff (L to R above). The band’s unique sound is a blend of tight harmonies layered over rocking guitars and a solid rhythm section. Since 1986, BETTY has performed their memorable live show – full of exciting, hook-laden songs, clever word play and manic energy - in clubs, theatres and arenas all over the world. BETTY’s national tour of their hit Off-Broadway show, BETTY RULES (directed by Michael “Rent” Greif), their controversial new theme song for Showtime Television’s most popular show, THE L WORD, and their acting appearances on that program have catapulted this deeply beloved cult band to wilder international recognition.

Bonded since an unfortunate incarceration, BETTY began as an edgy a’cappella/spoken word/techno-beat trio in Washington DC. Fierce Elizabeth (vocals, guitar), funky Alyson (vocals, bass) and funny Amy (vocals, cello) are the songwriters, while virtuoso guitarist Tony Salvatore and sizzling drummer Mino Gori complete the band, now based in downtown NYC. Activist entertainers, the band is known for fighting fiercely for what they believe: equal rights, feminism, finding cures for breast cancer and AIDS, Planned Parenthood, the Pro-Choice movement, an end to sexual violence and everybody’s inalienable right to safely dance naked in the streets. Over the years, their benefit performances have helped raised over $25,000,000.

BETTY is known to television viewers all over the remote - from HBO’s first children’s educational series, “Encyclopedia” to HBO’s first adult educational series, “Real Sex”; from Comedy Central’s “Out On The Edge” to an Emmy Award-winning episode of the PBS literacy program “TV411”; from MTV to The Food Network. Frequent Flyers know BETTY from their appearances in the major motion pictures “Life With Mikey” (Disney), “The Out-of-Towners” (Paramount), “It’s Pat” (Touchstone) and “The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love” (Miramax).

BETTY’s “superb songcraft” (KALX Radio) and “spine-tingling harmonies” (Wall Street Journal) are featured on the band’s five full-length recordings, “Hello,BETTY!”, “Limboland”, “betty3” , “Carnival” and cast record “BETTY RULES”; on their EPs, “Kiss My Sticky” and “Snowbiz”; on the soundtracks of each of their films and on an eclectic array of compilation albums, from the gritty “Rock For Choice” to Broadway’s legendary “Salute to Sondheim”.

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Jungle Jane
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It Girl
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Kissing You
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'Betty Rules': Punk-Pop Women Know the Score
By Peter Marks
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, March 8, 2005; Page C01

"Betty Rules" is an anomaly in the annals of loud entertainment. It's a rock musical that levels with you. The exuberant 90-minute show recounts the story of Betty, a feisty punk-pop-alternative-rock trio formed 20 years ago in the basement of the Ziff family manse in ol' Virginny -- Fairfax to be exact. And wonder of wonders, it's not all up in your face about platinum-record glory.
No, the rollout of Betty's sumptuous harmonies and raucous storytelling on the stage of Theater J is an occasion for an invigorating showbiz confessional. The show is a sassy reckoning, an authorized biography of the heart. Two decades into their musical collaboration, the middle-aged members of Betty -- Amy Ziff, Alyson Palmer and Elizabeth Ziff -- are bound to one another as only a team can be whose fortunes are umbilically linked. All for one and one for all, in sickness, in health and in the corrosive amount of rejection the music business can mete out to tough-but-fragile artists.
The work is a candid distillation of the entwined and combative personalities of the three musicians, and part of the show's allure is reveling in the unexpurgated feminine chutzpah. You have no doubt why these women choose to sing to the rest of the planet, and why they stay plugged into their amps long after it becomes clear their address will never be easy street. The theater piece is a valentine, of sorts, to an irrational imperative, to the joy of performing, even when that joy is tempered by time and disappointment.
First produced off-Broadway, where it was directed by Michael Greif -- also the director of a little bitty thing called "Rent" -- the musical traveled to Chicago and now at last has come home. Like the Ziff sisters, Palmer is from the Washington area. Betty, launched in the Washington club scene of the 1980s, eventually moved its base to New York. The intimate Goldman Theater in the D.C. Jewish Community Center, where Theater J is quartered, proves to be a happy shelter for "Betty Rules." Working from the blueprint of the New York production, director Sarah Bittenbender stages it as a kind of therapeutic club gig.
Backed by a drummer (Mino Gori) and electric guitarist (Tony Salvatore), the women intersperse numbers from their songbook with a chronology of Betty's ups and downs. The group apparently confounded record executives. Its eclectic style has roots in everything from hard rock to musical theater. Though Betty has recorded several albums, the trio by its own account has been more interested in making the music it wanted than filling a niche dictated by industry mandarins.
In the anarchic style of a Beatles movie, "Betty Rules" skips along from song to fantasy sequence and back again. The idea here is of three misfits who can't live with or without one another. A series of funny scenes in the office of their shrink -- being a girl group, the girls go in for group sessions -- has them trying regression therapy. In one past life, all three find themselves tied to a stake with a smoky smell in the air. The time is the 1600s and the place is Salem, Mass. Though the odor sets off in one of their band a craving for a little weed, it's clear they'll all be burning soon enough.
As witchy as the women can be to one another, what's gleaned over the course of the production is that the members of "Betty Rules" are both rockers and, at heart, good girls. The show is reminiscent of a cult-hit TV program of the 1970s, "Rock Follies," about a fictional British girl group, the Little Ladies. In the tradition of the rockumentary, the band members come across as lovably idiosyncratic. Amy Ziff, with her bugged-out eyes and blond dreadlocks, is the zany extrovert. Her sister, Elizabeth, a proud, tattooed lesbian, is crankier, more foulmouthed. Palmer is the group's sexy amazon, the anguished diplomat between the sparring sisters.
The group's music flows rather easily out of the vignettes, and some of the best numbers, such as "Jungle Jane," "It Girl" and "Kissing You," are dynamically and moodily melodic. A couple of times, Betty trots out its harmonies a cappella, in short, silky interludes.
At some other times, the group's actory exertions, the need Team Betty exhibits to win your affection, feel a little overdone. It's at those moments you're reminded that the women are musicians first.
But there's also an admirable reluctance here to cloak Betty in the ill-fitting wardrobe of mythology. Betty's trajectory does not resemble that of a rocket launch. It's more like the oscillating line on a cardiogram. "We were broke then. We're broke now," one of the women laments toward the end of the show. One of the pleasures of "Betty Rules" is being reminded that even in a culture of winner-take-all, staying true to oneself is a thrilling consolation.

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NEWSWEEK May 24, 2004

The off-Broadway musical “BETTY RULES” (which just opened in Chicago) is the autobiographical tale of a 17-year-old unsigned girl band from New York. The alterna-rock show, directed by “Rent’s” Michael Greif, is performed by original BETTY members Alyson Palmer and Amy and Elizabeth Ziff. Now the soundtrack is out, which, like the show, follows BETTY through dingy venues, lame boyfriends, drug addiction and hysterical group-therapy sessions. There’s even a brush with a major-label exec: “You think someone else should write our songs? You clueless creep with comb-over hair, say what you want, we just don’t care.” Edgy performances, catchy pop-punk melodies and sweet-‘n’-sour lyrics paint a vivid picture of life just under the radar.

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Girl band sets 'Rules'
By Jayne Blanchard

" Betty Rules" throws a bright estrogen halo over Theater J.

This girl-powered tribute to 20 years of harmony, discord and uncategorizable independent music — is the rock band Betty a cappella rock, spoken word, techno or an amalgam of all three? — will re-energize Washingtonians who remember the lively punk/new wave musical scene of the 1980s.
It also stands on its own as an evening of funny, pun-filled songs and frank insights into what it's like to be a girl band on the road.
The trio — Alyson Palmer, Amy Ziff and Elizabeth Ziff — began collaborating in 2000 with Michael Greif, director of "Rent," on an autobiographical theatrical piece with music that would be part memoir, part showcase filled with two decades of Betty's idiosyncratically gorgeous harmonies and compositions. (Think the Andrews Sisters on Red Bull, or the Go-Gos after taking in a marathon performance of "The Vagina Monologues" at the Michigan Womyn Festival.) The show was a hit, running off-Broadway for seven months before embarking on a tour.
Now, for a month, Betty is back where it all began. The Ziff sisters jammed in their father's basement in Fairfax and note during a segment in this funky-beat, grin-inducing show that their dad would flick the lights on and off when it was time to stop.
The Ziff sisters found bass player Alyson Palmer after putting out a call to the newly relocated WHFS-FM, the District's once-mighty alternative rock station, which moved to Baltimore last month.
Many of the local places mentioned in "Betty Rules" are gone: the recently-departed WHFS, DC Space, the original 9:30 Club on F Street NW, the Bayou, the Crazy Horse saloon in Georgetown. Yet Betty has survived 20 years together, even indulging in "band group therapy," a hilarious bit in the show in which the three fuss and feud, each clamoring to take turns with the "talking stick" — a familiar staple to those in group therapy, who pass the stick around to obtain permission to speak.
The two Misses Ziff and Miss Palmer have plenty to say. Since its beginning in 1985, Betty has defied predictable musical genres, remaining true to its distinctive, daredevilish style. The group never conformed to the stereotype of girl-bandom — or any kind of pop-music rules, for that matter.
Betty was always a quirky hybrid of snaky rock beats, exquisite harmonies and smart-alecky lyrics that dealt with procrastination, infidelity, ticking biological clocks, food issues and male groupies. The women proudly used the F-word (feminism) as well as the L-word before it became fashionable.
Though it never became the flavor of the month, Betty has always had a cult following, and the group's music has shown up on HBO, Comedy Central, the Food Network, MTV, Nickelodeon and numerous commercials. In one scene, titled "Betty Pays the Bills," the group sings zealously about the food court at Tyson's Corner Center.
"Betty Rules," directed at Theater J by Sarah Bittenbender, takes audiences through the land mines and triumphs of being a female rock band during the new-wave 1980s all the way up through the hip-hop era.
"I can't believe I spent all these years sleeping my way to the middle," cracks Amy Ziff, the wisecracking, flamboyant clown of the group. She's the one with all the crazy voices and the manic energy, while her sister Elizabeth is more the cool, edgy guitar chick, tense and intense. In the middle — literally and figuratively — is Miss Palmer, possessing supermodel height and playing her bass with laid-back glee.
Betty has two men in the band, drummer and percussionist Mino Gori and guitarist Tony Salvatore, who preside over the show on a platform at the back of the set. The men provide meaty beats and guitar riffs, but the women are front and center, the way it should be.

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March 11, 2005

BETTY does rule, in case there's any doubt about the title of the autobiographical vehicle the D.C.-born trio has ridden back to its birthplace for a 20th-anniversary engagement. BETTY is Alyson Palmer and the Ziff sisters, Amy and Bitsy (now calling herself Elizabeth), possessors of the tightest harmonies this side of the Roches and the funniest act this side of....well, let's just call it the funniest.
BETTY RULES is subtitled "The Exception to the Musical," but it fits pretty neatly into the off-Broadway genre previously inhabited by Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Like that plot-driven rock concert, BETTY Rules chronicles a musical rise to fame, in this case, from humble beginnings in the Ziff family's Fairfax, Va., garage. "I only know one chord, but we wrote a song around it," says Elizabeth at the outset of Alyson's audition to join their sisterly girl group. Then they start blending voices in the ethereal harmonies that tend to make instant fans of anyone who hears them. Though the story proceeds chronologically from the 9:30 club to HBO and off-Broadway, it does take a few side trips--through past-life regressions, and visits with boyfriends, children, and a rock-group analyst--always returning to the road they've traveled as a trio.
Palmer is the group's designated Amazon, tending to occupy stage center (or perhaps making the center follow her around). She claims to be 6-foot-2 and looks at least a head taller than that when she's belting out a song, but she has a deftly delicate way with a lyric. Of the Ziff sisters, Elizabeth claims the title of exhibitionist (which she proves early on by flashing the crowd out front) and seems the team's social conscience, bouncing at her microphone with enough energy to power the band to the moon and beyond. Amy, meanwhile, lets the audience come to her during an airy, Mae West-ian offhandedness, only to explode zanily in the sketches and in between. Her coked-to-the-gills riffs are priceless, her boozy rants breathtaking. Providing backup from high atop a scarlet staircase are the capable Tony Salvatore on guitar and Mino Gori on drums.
Though BETTY has a loyal fan base hereabouts, on opening night the band mingled oddly with the older, more staid Theater J audience. But the show the group has assembled around it's still-rising career arc is entertaining enough to make believers of first-timers, and by curtain call the crowd was pretty unified in its cheers. As I say, the D.C. theater scene will be a bit less bright when 'BETTY Rules' closes up shop next month.

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Friday, January 3, 2003


BETTY RULES - They're hot (if not Maxim material); they harmonize (take that, TLC); they play guitar, bass, cello, and tambourine; and they've been doing it for around 15 years. Still, you've probably never heard of Betty, so get acquainted with this trio of fab femmes at midtown Manhattan's Zipper Theatre. As you guzzle wine in cushy car seats, Alyson Palmer, Amy Ziff, and Elizabeth Ziff embark on a riotous, rockin' autobiographical journey chronicling Betty's basement beginnings, bathroom breaks, even therapy sessions. Lots of therapy sessions. Plus, they provide their own soundtrack, flush with addictive pop-rock-alterna tunes like "It Girl" and "Jungle Jane." Peppy recorded interludes by the Go-Gos and Spice Girls inject a note of irony into the evening: Mainstream success may have eluded Betty, but the band plays on. Forget Destiny's Child. These are the real survivors.


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'BETTY' embraces new stages of life
May 7, 2004

Alyson Palmer, the statuesque bass player for the pop-rock band BETTY, recently became a mother. Along with that new responsibility came the long-avoided but now inevitable cell phone. Those are two big changes for the woman who wrote the anthem "Put It Off," one of the highlights of "BETTY RULES," the rock musical written by Palmer and twin sisters Elizabeth and Amy Ziff.
" Yes," admits Palmer, with a laugh, "a lot of the things we talk about avoiding because of our rock 'n' roll lifestyle have come to pass. The key is to adapt to the changes. We're basically doing the same things but they're much richer experiences since the baby came along."
No, these life changes aren't going to slow down Palmer or the Ziffs, who together are the band BETTY. Seven-month-old Ruby will simply join the rock 'n' roll life while the New York-based trio performs the musical for a six-week run at the Lakeshore Theater.
Since 1986, the band has built a substantial cult following, which only grew larger when "BETTY RULES" opened Off-Broadway to great reviews in the fall of 2002. It was a well-deserved moment in the spotlight for a band that has toiled in the underground rock scene for nearly 20 years. The show chronicles the musical journey of these outrageously colorful women in a frenetic sensory assault that balances a rock message with the best structural elements of musical theater.
Writing "BETTY RULES" opened up new avenues of expression for the women, whose rock tunes have a feminist bent. In the mid-'80s, they had become friends with Broadway director Michael Greif ("Rent") when he asked them to compose music and perform in a staging of Caryl Churchill's "Cloud Nine." Later, they went to him with an idea for a wacky screenplay about mysteriously disappearing pop stars and BETTY's role in filling in the widening gap.
" They had ideas that reminded me of 'Help' and 'A Hard Day's Night,' " said Greif, referring to the quasi-autobiographical movies starring the Beatles. "I encouraged them to get more personal. To theatricalize their version of how they formed the band and how they've managed to stay together for so many years."
Palmer remembers wondering: Who would want to hear about that? But it turned out to be a serendipitous suggestion, as the women discovered they really did have a story to tell.
" We realized our story could resonate for any group of people who come together and try to achieve a goal," said Palmer. "It's a piece about how hard that is and how you modify your version of success along that journey."
The result is an eclectic new-wave vaudeville show, part musical and part rock concert, that creates a patchwork story of the band's history. With their edgy and intelligent material, the trio have always come across better onstage than on their recordings. Their outrageously colorful rock shows always have been part vaudeville, so the move to a staged show was a natural for the group, said Greif.
" They've always had stories and their own point of view to go along with their songs," he said. "It's very appropriate material for a concert/storytelling setting which is basically what this is. There is something immediate and wonderful about them playing these versions of themselves."
Existing on the fringe of the music world has a long list of challenges that never seem to go away, but Palmer admits she's known no other sort of existence. While BETTY is not currently signed to a label and is going the independent-release route, the band members, all self-described "rabid radical feminists," continue to back a list of causes they are passionate about, including equal rights, the pro-choice movement and cures for AIDS and breast cancer.
" It's challenging but also loads of fun, and we meet the most incredible people," said Palmer. "And to use our talents to raise money for causes we believe in is very rewarding."
Over the years, BETTY has played a handful of shows at local clubs, including the now-defunct Lounge Ax, as well as Park West and even that bastion of frat-boy annoyance, the Cubby Bear. Palmer offers a knowing laugh when asked about the show at the Wrigleyville venue.
" Chicago is open-hearted in ways that other urban areas aren't," she said, diplomatically. "It seems no matter where you perform in this city, it's always a different experience. And that's good for a band with an underground reputation."
The Chicago dates for "BETTY RULES" are the first since the run at New York's Zipper Theatre. Palmer says they conducted a poll of their fan base through their Internet site ( and got a great response from Chicago fans.
" One of the reasons we wanted to bring the musical here is that Chicago is such a lively music town," said Palmer. "In the past, we've always gotten a great response here. It's a sort of petri dish for us where we can continue to grow and build on our fan base. So we figured as long as it's not winter, let's take the show to Chicago."


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NEW YORK TIMES 10-16-2002

Women of Rock With a Tale to Tell

Like a lot of rock bands, the female trio BETTY has had its disappointments on the road to stardom. What with shortsighted record company executives, the rigors of low-budget touring, the humiliations of opening for bigger-name bands, not to mention the internal rivalries and personal crises that arise with long association and not-so-good times, BETTY has nearly come apart more than once — evidently as recently as last year — since it was formed in a suburban basement in Fairfax, Va., in 1985.
Still, out of dedication to the music and to one another, the three women — Alyson Palmer and the sisters Amy and Elizabeth Ziff — have persevered long enough to tell their story onstage, which they are now doing with driving energy, blunt self-deprecation and lovely three-part harmony at the Zipper Theater.
The show, titled modestly without an exclamation point, "BETTY Rules," is an odd grab bag of cabaret act, stand-up and sketch comedy, roadhouse rock and Broadway savvy. And even though the narrative may be familiar, the education of these young women has a a refreshingly uncynical conclusion. Their roller coaster ride takes them back largely to where they started: that is, in love with the music and with the rewards of playing it in public. In the end they're innocent again, which isn't exactly the tradition of rock 'n' roll, though it is of musical theater.
The music of BETTY has always been a curiosity, a cross between strident rock and show music. One strength of the band is its song writing, which, on one hand, can attach inventively dissonant melodies and stinging lyrics about the lives of women to pounding rhythms, and on the other, make a feminine plaint into a sad or yearning ballad that reflects on life's eternal disappointments and could easily be scored for a Broadway orchestra and Melissa Errico or Donna Murphy. It's music as thoughtful as it is fun.
But the band's signature is its singing; no one of the three women is a great soloist, but their voices meld sensationally. Their harmonies are sprightly and, well, gorgeous, with an oddly nostalgic feel. BETTY's sound is more reminiscent of the Andrews Sisters than, say, the Go-Go's.
The show consists of a number of quick-hitting scenes, some witty, some sincere, played under projected supertitles like "BETTY on the Road" or "BETTY Pays the Bills," and punctuated by songs for which Ms. Palmer sometimes plays bass, Elizabeth Ziff rhythm guitar and Amy Ziff electric cello. (They are accompanied by a drummer, Colin Brooks, and another guitarist, Tony Salvatore.
Most of the scenes are directly connected to the band's history, explaining how they first got together, how certain songs grew out of real events, how they met their lovers, how they nearly disintegrated in an explosion of tempers onstage. There is a bout of depression, a pregnancy and an abortion, the deaths of their mothers, perpetual money woes.
Sounds grim, doesn't it? But as directed by Michael Greif ("Rent"), the show has a generally light tone, pleasingly angled in the ain't-life-a-hoot direction, perhaps a function of the band's unusual visage. Ms. Palmer, a striking black woman, is a full head taller than the Ziff sisters, who are both light-skinned and blonde. They appear to have great fun with the Mutt and Jeffs odd-trio effect, and their great chemistry onstage gives the show a good-natured glow.
A few quibbles. The script could use some polishing and pruning. (Even at only 90 minutes, the material feels a bit stretched.) And because one of the most appealing things about the show is that the women don't seem to take themselves too seriously, the eulogy that they perform for their mothers to the aching ballad "Broken," however poignant, feels like a jarring interruption.
Finally, the three are not particularly deft actors, though mostly they're playing themselves, for which they are perfectly cast. And Amy Ziff, at least, is a remarkable caricaturist. In the course of the show she does the yokel clerk at a Kentucky convenience store and a flight attendant who seems to be on Ecstasy.
In perhaps the show's funniest sequence, she plays herself as a coke-sniffing travel agent 17 years ago. It's a marvelous depiction, fraught with if-I-could-go-back nostalgia and if-I-knew-then-what-I-know-now self-mockery.
The subtext of this scene, as of all of "Betty Rules," is that however robustly these women give in to the outlaw spirit of rock 'n' roll, they're good girls at heart.

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